Death Test
Saturday, February 23, 2008Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
Tuesday, September 12th 2056
At the tender age of 68 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Alien Abduction (5%)
Alcoholism (4%)
Drowning (3%)
Homicide (2%)
Other fascinating statistics:
20,235,185 people have taken The Death Test.
Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 64 years.
70% of test takers have hairy nipples.
9% have had team sex.
3% work in the adult entertainment industry.
And 21316 people claim to have leprosy.
Q and A for the Nth Time
1. Your mom calls you?
~ apol.
2. What is your favorite shake in zagu?
~ keso.
3 .What movie/s are you waiting for?
~ uhm.. amazingly, wala.. haha.
4. If you wanted to be in a band, what position do you want to be in?
~ vocalist. wahaha. kahit road manager lang, ok na.ü
5. What is the nastiest thing you’ve ever touched?
~ shit. wahaha.
6. Do you want to live with your bf/gf forever?
~ i have no bf at the moment.
7. Where is the place you want to be right now?
~ bed. dreaming.
8. What song do you listen to feel happy?
~ lovely day. basta, upbeat songs.ü
11. What movie/s made you cry?
~ lahat yata. wahaha. siguro ung movie na tulo-sipon, click. wala lang. na-touch ako. tipong you wanted to skip parts of your life and, unknowingly, at the same time, you lose the people you love. what i learned from the movie was that there is no scene in our life that is too trivial to skip.ü
12. Name famous people you had a crush on?
~ i crush no one. wahaha.
13. What is your favorite drink?
~ water. sarap. wahaha.
14. Who is/are the cartoon characters that you like?
~ patrick. we are alike in many ways. i wear a shirt though. wahaha.
15. Coke or Pepsi?
~ pepsi.
16. In a week, how many times do you go online?
~ every night. walang palya. haha.
18. Describe yourself in one word.
~ alive.ü
19. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
~ open my eyes. check the time. sleep again.
20. What’s the last thing you do b4 u go 2 sleep?
~ close my eyes. think.
21. Something about you that you’re proud of?
~ i could love. i am loved.ü
22. Are you inlove?
~ romantic? nope.
23. What’s your mobile number?
~ 0917……..
24. Are you happy?
~ happiness is a choice.
25. Why?
~ it is a subjective reality. ; )
26. Is there sumthing you wanna d0?
~ yep. i want to travel and see the world.ü
27. What are you listening to right now?
~ the best of fra lippo lippi. must-hear.ü
28. Complete this sentence: THE WORLD NEEDS..
~ ME.ü
29. What was the last thing you ate?
~ white chocolate.ü
30. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
~ green.
31. What did you eat for breakfast?
~ i didn’t have time to eat breakfast. i was running late. AGAIN.
32. wat r ya wearin?
~ pajamas.
33. Favorite day/s of the week?
~ sunday and saturday.
34. How many text messages are in your inbox?
~ 800+.. huhu. i promise to erase unimportant and unread messages tomorrow. promise. my phone’s memory is running low.
35. What does the sixth message in your inbox say and from whom?
- "hi! nanu gagawan mu?". borj [i don’t know who the hell is he]. he’s creepy. tsk tsk.
36. When was the last time you cried?
~ waaaah. i don’t know. it’s been a long long time since i last did. am i happy now or just plain busy?!..
37. Something that happened today that made you smile?
- i bought a new brassiere. wahaha.
38. What was your dream this morning?
~ i dreamt that i was not able to take my psych180 exam because i was late.
39. What songs do you want to hear everyday?
~ new wave. upbeat. dance-y. alternative.
40. Do you worry about how you look?
~ nope. it’s weird because now that i am single and searching, i should exert more effort on my looks.. which, unsurprisingly, i don’t feel the urge to. haha.
First Reactions
INSTRUCTIONS: This is called “FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ”. You have to type the first thing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 35 things. You can’t think and go back and change your answers.
Luci: Whatever.
Here we go:
1. Beer: no to beer! yes to hard liquor! wahaha.
3. Relationships: deep. lasting. love. real.
4. Purple: ube.
5. Power Rangers: never a fan.
6. Weed: marijuana. legal in holland.
7. Steroids: body building? haha.
8. Cartoons: disney channel. nickelodeon.
9. The President: small. corrupt. oust!
10. Tupperware: plastic? haha.
11. Florida: beach.
12. Santa Claus: pasko na!
13. Halloween: october 31.
14. Alice: in wonderland?
15. Grammar: learning everyday.ü
16: Myspace: friendster.
17. Clowns: mysterious.
18. Marriage: planned. lasting. love.
19. Paris: Hilton.
20. Pussy: Cat Dolls.
21. Redheads: stupid jokes.
22. Blondes: barbie.
23. Pass the: message.
24. One night stand: eew. inappropriate. bad. haha.
25. Donald Trump : the apprentice.
26. Neverland: peter pan.
27. Coke: cocaine.
28. Vanilla ice cream: banna split. yum!
29. Hooters: scooter?! wahaha. sounds like. haha.
30. High school musical: so so. not a fan.
31. Pajamas: sleep. bed. slacker.
32. Woody: toy story.
33. Wet Socks: hindi natuyo. umulan eh. haha.
35. Love: makes the world go round.ü
