Death Test
Saturday, February 23, 2008Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
Tuesday, September 12th 2056
At the tender age of 68 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Alien Abduction (5%)
Alcoholism (4%)
Drowning (3%)
Homicide (2%)
Other fascinating statistics:
20,235,185 people have taken The Death Test.
Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 64 years.
70% of test takers have hairy nipples.
9% have had team sex.
3% work in the adult entertainment industry.
And 21316 people claim to have leprosy.
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